November 25, 2009 \\ 9 hours ago

He's all about the, "I'm sorry's". . .

“I’m sorry” emails.

“I’m sorry” voicemails.

“I’m sorry” cards.

“I’m sorry” flowers.

How about - don’t do anything to be, “I’m sorry” for.

November 25, 2009 \\ 11 hours ago

I see you, son!

It’s so funny to see people pick up phone calls from their significant others. For girls, they pick up & their voice gets all high pitched & cutesy. All, “Hiiii, baby! Wuv you mushy gushy tushy” rahrah. But let a dude answer his phone, son. Let him. He clears his throat, his voice gets deeper & there’s a lot more bass in it. Rotfl, nigga puffs his chest out like he’s on defense. Relax, Jack! I act regular & so does my dude. Why does everyone else switch up? When we do, it’s all laughs on both ends like, “Yo, why are you talking like you soft?”

Word, we’re thugs. SQUALAYYYYY!

November 25, 2009 \\ 11 hours ago

November 25, 2009 \\ 12 hours ago

Don't fight with your dude/girl in public

illain:

I was at the mall earlier today and as I was walking out of the store I see this young couple arguing, not much older than me, probably 2 or 3 years, dude was barking on ol’ girl, and she was being patient, sitting there and taking it, and when he was done and she started talking this fool turned around on some “talk to the hand” and I guess she snapped, cause I seen this broad throw her bag down and hop up to her feet with the quickness, grab his dreads and pull this mofo back like nah, you gon’ listen! Don’t play that shit man! It’s not a good look and it demonstrates a serious lack of respect for the privacy of your relationship and your relationship point blank period. I wish my dude would get loud with me in public, I would laugh right in his face, you can make an ass out of yourself if you enjoy things like that, but you’re definitely not making an ass out of both of us, chill, walk it off if you have too, but at least wait til you get home, or even the car, whatever, just not a bench in the middle of the mall all Maury-esque.

November 25, 2009 \\ 12 hours ago

Yo, there's a difference between "worse" & "worst".

Here it is:

• Worse - when two things are used in comparison. “This is worse than that.” (Comparative)
• Worst - when something is used in comparison to more than one thing. “Out of this, that & the third - the third is the worst.” (Superlative)

Please use this to your advantage.

I’m sick of reading things like, “She is the worse.” & “He is worst than him.” It’s not a hard thing to grasp…

November 25, 2009 \\ 12 hours ago

"I miss you."

Oh, word? So where were you the month(s) of us not speaking? All of a sudden you pop up & tell me you miss me. I can’t believe that. Nah, I don’t wanna believe that. It’s complete & utter bullshit. Why try to gas it like we’ll “rekindle” whatever type of relationship we had before our little hiatus. It’s useless. I don’t hold grudges, I don’t start beef, I don’t like drama. It’s just like…we fell out for a reason. If you really missed me like you claim you do, you would’ve tried hitting me up a lot sooner.

Miss me with that shit.

November 25, 2009 \\ 13 hours ago

He acts like a dick cause he misses me,

He’s a complete asshole because he loves me.

I get treated so poorly because he’s afraid to mess things up.

He distances himself from me because he thinks I’m too perfect.

I’m left alone because he says I deserve better.

Oh, I forgot we were in 7th grade.

My bad.

November 25, 2009 \\ 14 hours ago

I'm sick of niggas lyin', I'm sick of bitches hawkin'; matter fact -

I’m sick of talkin’.

November 25, 2009 \\ 17 hours ago

There should be a support group called, "Birds Anonymous" because birds don't know they're birds like drunks don't know they're drunks.

November 24, 2009 \\ 1 day ago