May 2009
“if you don’t believe me, b
then leave me be.”
My dad's the sweetest thing in the world.
He told me he’d give me all the money I spent on my shopping today. -melts- I’m not going to take it though. I just adore the fact that he sees I work hard & spend on my own without reaching into his pockets. I guess he was proud of me & wanted to be the “daddy” & spoil his baby girl (even though i’m not the youngest). Seriously, my eyes teared up & my...
Miu Miu's.
MY Miu Miu’s. Don’t steal, bitch.
"i don't like you."
via text msg at 2:43am. The number wasn’t saved in my phone. I thought about it for a second & knew who it was — my brother’s ex girlfriend. He deleted her number from my phone. Only she would say some shit like that this late at night. Smh. I haven’t spoken to her in 2 months. I never liked her. I never spoke to her. I always ignored her calls, texts, e-mails &...
we all have something that digs at us; at least we...
Jonathan.
Me: Yo! What happened to your eye?
Jonathan: Somebody kicked me in the shoe.
Me: When?
Jonathan: Last Summer.
-fives minutes later -
Me: Jonathan say, "hip hop hooray!"
Jonathan: Pop paradeeeeeee!
Lmaooooooo conversations with my 4yr old nephew are the illest.
“the only time you get let down is when you expect more.”
i'm NOT the motherfuckin' HOUSEWIFE. . .
yet. I’m still young so get off me. My mother & older sister both seem to have a problem with this. At my age, they were both young, married & with children while I’m still in college, not married & have no kids. They fail to realize that I AM THE NORM, not them. Who gets married at 16 & 18? Come the fuck on. So because I’m not fulfilling my “duties”...
Yoooooo!
AYO you wack newyorkishh feedmerhymes
hit me up, dunny thun son. i’m always up this late so make me laugh or write me love letters! ch-ch-cheaaaa.
we break ourselves down & build up ourselves in...
Let go, let go.
I was supposed to be yours totally. So many things seemed to be so wrong. You used to get all of the hints, now all of it seems so difficult. You say to me the kinda things my heart, my ears never heard before. I used to think this would always be til I seen it happen three in a row. First, you disrespect me, you’re supposed to protect me. This ain’t my way, I’m just used to...
i'ma HSTLR, bby!
I need a second job! Yes, ladies & gentleman, this is what it has come to. My job with the city has been doing me dirty as of late. I’m the last part time worker in the entire department. They’re cutting my hours ohdee. I’m barely making 20/week. How pathetic is that? I’ve been working there for about 2 years. It’s a great job which is why I’m not letting it...
“and watching stars without you, my soul cries.”
Sanctuary - Nomak.
“dude’s like a...
i hate when silly groupies try to run they yap;...
I ran into these 2 girls I’ve known since 9th grade at the pizzeria a few weeks back. We’ll refer to them by the first letter of their names: A & J. A actually goes to my school now. I seen her last semester & she was telling me how she doesn’t hang with J anymore. Every time I run into A she’s ALWAYS talking about somebody. We are not friends, we are associates...
honey, check it out you got me mesmerized with ya...
PSA.
People are using the “recession” as an excuse to go in raw. Oh, word? So, you’d rather save a few dollars by not buying condoms & going bare back? Then you end up with a baby or an abortion, both more expensive than the $10+ (whatever they cost) that would’ve got you condoms. You don’t have to buy in bulk at fucking Costco & shit. They’re in Walgreens,...
Half Crazy.
Never thought that we would ever be more than friends. Now I’m all confused ‘cause for you, I have deeper feelings. We both thought it was cool to cross the line & I was convinced it would be alright. Now things are strange, nothing’s the same & really, I just want my friend back. My mind’s gone half crazy ‘cause I can’t leave you alone & I’m...
“how does it feel when you wake up & i’m not there?”
Just sayin'
chahlie:
I know we don’t always go as we planned
& I’m well aware I have more issues than magazine stands
But if we don’t let go of the past & wipe off our hands
Tell me how are we ever gonna advance?
× cαяmeη ϖ: lol at that dance coming with an outfit
× d`αηgelo: 8)
× d`αηgelo: i noem awl!
× cαяmeη ϖ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsnyntQMpN4&feature=PlayList&p=6E7F3DC64AF552B4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=5
× cαяmeη ϖ: the only dance i will ever do
× cαяmeη ϖ: me & the mr don't hug & kiss when we greet
× cαяmeη ϖ: we kick step
× cαяmeη ϖ: yao ming!
× d`αηgelo: LMFAOMFAOMFAO.
× d`αηgelo: oh yeah?
× cαяmeη ϖ: 8)
FYI: Not every Puerto Rican chick reminds you of...
so stop saying that shit, it’s annoying.
What once may have been taken as a compliment has now evolved into some other chick jumping in like Mrs. Me too.
chick 1: wow, some dude told me I remind him of Jennifer Lopez.
chick 2: aydiosmio! me too, girl! owwwww!
Is this really the new pick up line? Smh.
STOP GASSING IT!
Vincent Laresca.
Lol, I’ve noticed that he’s been in several of my favorite movies. He’s always the troubled Puerto Rican yo. I guess he’s been type cast but whatever. All in all, he’s a good actor even if most of his roles were mad small. Here a list of my favorite’s that he’s been in:
Juice. He played Radames, the dude who had beef with Bishop (Tupac).
Money Train. He was the robber on the...
6 in the morning.
him: so what are your plans for today, babydoll?
me: well, me & my mom are going shopping so I can find a dress.
him: ha, so knowing you two, you'll probably shop all day & spend mad money.
me: pft, maybe her, not me. I'm broke until Thursday.
him: well, you know me babe. I'll buy you everything & if I can't buy it, I'll steal it!
Lmfao! I loveeeeeeeeeeee him, yo.
FlyMalcolmX
flymalcolmx:
newyorkish:
Listen here, Percy!
I’m getting real sick of your shenanigans. Who do you think you are, some young, handsome, whippersnapper? I THINK NOT! Don’t make me call Newman & Kramer on your ass. I heard they don’t mind giving/taking things up the poop schute.
I’m close to the edge, don’t push me ‘cause when I push back then your brain gets gushy.
YAO MING?!
...
FlyMalcolmX
Listen here, Percy!
I’m getting real sick of your shenanigans. Who do you think you are, some young, handsome, whippersnapper? I THINK NOT! Don’t make me call Newman & Kramer on your ass. I heard they don’t mind giving/taking things up the poop schute.
I’m close to the edge, don’t push me ‘cause when I push back then your brain gets gushy.
YAO MING?!
Why you mad, son?!
Anyone that knows me knows that I SLEEP. I can sleep for like a day straight, it’s pretty great. Even though I don’t actually fall into my comatose state until around 4-6am, the point is when I sleep, I basically hibernate. Anyway, today I woke up around 2:30pm. It’s bad, I know but thank God my job’s lenient enough for me to choose my own hours. The plan for today was to...
Smh
at some smut asking my man, “cuantos pulgadas”.
Oh, word? The same amount that’ll be down your throat.
he says he loves me but he comes & goes when he...
Letter to the EX.
When I see you, I’m disgusted. Can’t believe I was ever in love with…must’ve been dusted because you look like shit. All them years, they ain’t do you no justice. I mean, you all fucked up, can’t get cash. You still bitter over a past you can’t get passed. Just sad, get mad cause this chick’s bad. Everyday I switch heels, switch bags. It’s like...
him: moms asked me about an hour ago if we were still moving strong.
me: what else was said?
him: everything from the, "yeah, she's the wifey" to the, "I rock with her more than nikes."
me: forreal?
him: yeah, son. I'm happy to share the world with you.
Confession # 4.
I get gassed whenever my dude talks about me to his friends FAMILY, fuck his friends.
. . .but I'M the one who's jealous?
Wtf is up with these broads swellin’ their OWN melons these days? Going behind your back to talk shit but when you turn around it’s all smiles & hugs? Nah, nigga. I don’t need your friendship, I entertain myself. I guess they try to throw dirt on my name to big up themselves up. You spend half of your time talking about me & the other half plotting against me....
do you love her?
illain:
do you love her?
Dope.
femmefatalex:
Something I don’t get when it comes to relationships is when a couple breaks up, whatever the reason, and one of the involved parties, begs the other to take them back or has to convince the other party.
First of all, why would you beg someone? Have some self-respect and pride. Secondly, you shouldn’t have to beg/convince someone to take you back, that defeats the whole purpose...
Aye! You wanna hear a joke?
What’s the first thing a lady does after leaving a battered women’s shelter?
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-balls up fist-
THE DISHES IF SHE KNOWS WHAT’S GOOD FOR HER!
Food for thought.
Freud’s Psychosexual Stages of Development.
*This is the summarized version. Click here for the full text
Freud advanced a theory of personality development that centered on the effects of the sexual pleasure drive on the individual psyche. At particular points in the developmental process, he claimed, a single body part is particularly sensitive to sexual, erotic stimulation. If he...
Hit me & I'll hit you back.
I was watching Sex & the City (-_-) while I was interrupted by a male yelling outside. Being that my family’s always the source of any drama on my block, I assumed it was one of them. To my surprise, I look out my window & see that it’s my neighbor. He was outside yelling at his girlfriend (who’s name I learned is Gina) who was sitting in her car.
“I HAVEN’T...
