April 2010
Hiding good music in a relationship is the...
I don’t play that shit.
Reminiscing while listening to this Exile beat...
& I just realized…you know what’s a shitty thing to do? Hiding music from the person you’re in a relationship with. I’m huge on music, like anyone who knows me knows that. That’s besides the fact though, everyone loves music. I’m a selfish person, even when it comes down to new artists or mixtapes or whatever it is. I won’t put just anyone on, I like...
Green Eyes - Erykah Badu
Don’t you want be...
March 2010
How tumblr and the internet will ruin your dating...
morgasmic:
shesodebonaire:
skinniesandspaceships:
You will meet amazing people on tumblr.
Your expectations will be raised.
You will get offline, and go into the real world, with normal people.
There arent many amazing people in the real world.
They may not meet your expectations.
You will get back online, and the cycle will restart.
PSA.
I have to disagree with this. For one,...
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“These sheets have been her sheets for 5 long years. They are all stained with...”
– http://registerthevillain.tumblr.com/
I'm an asshole, let me tell you why.
Pride, it’s a bitch but I don’t mind that bitch.
When I’m angry, I always revert the cause back to myself. It’ll always end up being my fault some how, some way. I can manipulate shit so well & it’ll make all the sense in the world. I’ll never admit that someone got me upset. Why give them that satisfaction? Nobody’s that important. I won’t let...
Me: what's between yo legs? You: Something that...
registerthevillain:
In class, there’s a girl just like you. She looks like you, around the same height as you, thick like you used to be. Hell, her skin is hazelnut creamy like yours . She sounds like you, her eyebrows are done just like yours. I found that out today when i leaned back and looked at her to ask her what she got on the test. That’s the first thing i noticed and thought to myself...
imjustchanelxoxo-deactivated201 asked: I love your blog, has to be one of my favs on tumblr.
“I just want love without the bullshit.”
WatchBest thing I’ve seen in life. Ever.
Kids performing “Scarface” at a school play.
I’m doing this with the kids of the neighborhood when I have my own set of hooligans. We’ll be putting on our own renditions of GoodFellas, A Bronx Tale, Casino, City of God, Carlito’s Way, and whatever else we feel like. Ju got that?
"Feelin' a certain type of way"
illain:
Bitch, you grown, learn how to express the damn shit.
Feeling a certain type of way doesn’t make you anymore classy/withheld/conservative, it makes you a person who is damn near always at a loss for words.
Why do you always have to take shit out of my head for? Damn.
Women do not like bitches.
& if a woman does want a bitch, it’s because she is a bitch herself. You see, there’s a difference. In this particular example. the bitch is the woman who wears the pants, the rude, demanding, Nazi type of woman. The man bitch in this example is, well…it’s self explanatory.
I don’t want a man to sumbit to my every demand. I don’t want him to crack when...
Keep it CONSISTENT.
What’s so difficult about consistency? Is it the whole routine thing that creeps you out, because it doesn’t necessarily mean to create a cycle. People’s emotions, personalities, moods - they all seem to change seemingly out of the blue. Problem is, nobody takes the time out to be honest. Maybe it’s not even about honesty, maybe they’re just not telling you certain...
For the live ones.: You, young man. →
I swear if I hear another male announce that he is “on his grown man shit” or that he has “grown man swag” I will punch him dead in the nose. Stop, stop, stop, grown ass men don’t say shit like that. They don’t comment on another man’s “swag”. Grown ass men don’t wear bow ties and glasses without lenses. Grown men do not wear skinny jeans under their butt and proclaim “My jeans fit!” when being...
Any girl who uses the sentence "I'm blunt" in...
illain:
=
a girl making a shameless excuse to knowingly act like a cunt.
And then my favorite “I’m blunt but it’s for good reason”… no?
You let the people you’re blunt with determine whether it’s for good reason or not because it’s their feelings not yours, mkay pumpkin?
Word, my brother taught me this.
“Let me tell you something, whenever a girl goes out of her way to announce that...
Hold Yuh - Gyptian.
Tell me this song...
I can teach you how a female can fake a nut for a...
I wanna stop somebody & keep it real, but know...
I went the whole relationship safely assuming -
I had a theory, you know? If you safely assume something, when it finally is brought to your attention - it doesn’t hit you as hard because you expected it. Well, I spent the whole relationship assuming it was going on, it happened, it was going to happen. It happened. I just found out. I don’t know if it’s “hit” me yet but I’m glad I accounted for this...
illain:
Lets all just stay together! Fuck breaking up. Fuck being single. Fuck everything. If you are with your man/woman, just be what they want you to be. Make them happy. Stop being difficult.
Your persistence is CRAZY - you never tried this...
Hardy har har.
Never thought I’d be this passive towards you; it’s fuckin’ great, let me tell you. I literally would feel no reaction if you just showed up at my door. From going days without eating, nights without sleeping, being just plain old miserable - to you not having ANY affect on me? Not physically, emotionally, or mentally. I think I should undergo a study because...
I bite my tongue every time you come around 'cause...
: I bet male orgasms are the shit because when... →
I bet male orgasms are the shit because when they nut, it sounds like it’s the greatest thing in the world to them. All that pressure mounting then the release shooting up out of you. It probably feels something like squirting which i haven’t experienced. Oh yeah, andddd jacking off, man that’s…
My wife, ladies & gentlemen.
Why do people have a heart attack when I tell them...
Big flippin’ deal.
My bad?
"Because I was treated that way & I'd never do...
As soon as people tell me this, I already expect the worst. It’s inevitable, yo. People always swear they’ll never do what’s been done to them. Had abusive parents? They’ll never hurt their kids. Gone through a shitty relationship? Vow to never treat their next the same way. The people who have gone through the most heartache always end up treating others the same way they...
You see, I’ve heard a lot of bullshit, and...
(via persistence-of-a-vision)
I have the best blood ever.
Pab Dylan: HOLY SHIT!
Pab Dylan: Tell her she's a boss, I'm proud and not to worry because I slang the best nicks and dimes in town.
Pab Dylan: Two dubs for 30, three hugs for mercy.
home of the original gun clappas.: The internet... →
I’m just saying I’m at that point where the internet doesn’t do anything but bring negativity into shit and I think the next man that comes into my life is going to be from a third world country where they have no computers. The relationship before the one I was just in lasted 4 and a half years;…
Viva La White Girl - Gym Class Heroes.
Take your...
What's the worst name you've been called?
I’ve been called many things by different people but it hasn’t been an overwhelming amount of incidents, just because I’ve never been in many situations that would call for such an exchange of words. Also, I don’t really take offense to any of it because people usually just say things out of anger & have no substance behind it whatsoever. As a woman, I’ve been...
"I can love you better than he can."
“Ma, if you were with me I’d…”
Pauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Why do guys genuinely feel like this line is a great approach to picking up a female? Maybe it’s because of all the broads who fell for it. But with me? It’s one of, if not, the biggest turn off of like all time. What can you do that’s so different than who I’m currently talking to? Is that...
Yo, I swear all people do is brag.
It’s always I do this for my man & I’d do this for my girl. I’m so good at this & I’m the best at that. To me it’s all bullshit. I think the more you talk about how good you are the more you’re over compensating for what you actually lack. All that talking is covering up the fact that you actually suck. Because talk is cheap, it really is. In reality,...
Don't say things you don't mean & don't act...
registerthevillain asked: Dear wife,
I fucking miss you.
That's all.
I fucking miss you.
That's all.
I'll love you forever, cause you know me better,...
(via illain)
Even if you got a body that'll make a nigga wanna...
Trying to convince myself I found one, making the...
